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Just send me a few details like:
Where exactly in Fukkistan did you train?
Who was your chief sponsor, Taliban, Lashqar or Qaida?
What is the weight of the heaviest backpack you can carry?
Your procedural expertise, like single slash, see saw, ropes, automatics or semiautomatics etc?
How many you have personally ‘scored’?
Who is your LOR writer, HOD of Taliban, Professor Emeritus of Lashqar, or Chief of Qaida?
How much do you regularly donate to ‘charity’ for noble causes like ‘fight against terrorism’ and ‘flood relief’?
You know I am good with words. I promise I’ll make you look like goodwill ambassador on a peacekeeping mission from Fukkistani branch of United Nations! Hurry! Hurry!! Hurry!! Only limited slots!!
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