03-30-2008, 05:21 PM
1- Your house plants are alive, and you cant smoke any oft them.
2- Haing sex in a twin bed is out of the question
3- You keep more food than beer in your fridge
4- 6 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5- You hear your favorite song in the elevator
6- You wacht the wheater channel.
7- Your friends marry and divorce insted of "hook up and break up".
8- You go from 130 days of vacation to 14
9- Jeans and sweter no longer qualify as dressed up.
10- Your the one calling the police because those !@#$%^ kids next door wont turn down the radio.
11- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12- You do not know t what time taco bell closees anymore.
13- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14- You feed your dog purina insted of burger king left overs
15- Sleeping in the couch makes your back hurt.
16-You take naps
17- Dinner and a movie is the whole date not the begining of one.
18-Eating a basket of fry chicken at 3am will upset yur stomach rather than settle your stomach
19- you go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antiacids and not condoms and pregnancy test
20- A 4 dollar wine is no longer some prety good shit
21- You actually eat breakfest at breakfest.
22- I cant drink the way I used to is replace by Im never going to drink that much again.
23-90% of the time you spent in front of the computer is for real work
24- You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
25- When you find your friends are pregnantyou congratule them insted of asking"Ho sh how the hell that happend"
You read this entire list trying to see any of them does not apply to you.
2- Haing sex in a twin bed is out of the question
3- You keep more food than beer in your fridge
4- 6 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5- You hear your favorite song in the elevator
6- You wacht the wheater channel.
7- Your friends marry and divorce insted of "hook up and break up".
8- You go from 130 days of vacation to 14
9- Jeans and sweter no longer qualify as dressed up.
10- Your the one calling the police because those !@#$%^ kids next door wont turn down the radio.
11- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12- You do not know t what time taco bell closees anymore.
13- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14- You feed your dog purina insted of burger king left overs
15- Sleeping in the couch makes your back hurt.
16-You take naps
17- Dinner and a movie is the whole date not the begining of one.
18-Eating a basket of fry chicken at 3am will upset yur stomach rather than settle your stomach
19- you go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antiacids and not condoms and pregnancy test
20- A 4 dollar wine is no longer some prety good shit
21- You actually eat breakfest at breakfest.
22- I cant drink the way I used to is replace by Im never going to drink that much again.
23-90% of the time you spent in front of the computer is for real work
24- You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
25- When you find your friends are pregnantyou congratule them insted of asking"Ho sh how the hell that happend"
You read this entire list trying to see any of them does not apply to you.