Guys throw some jokes !!!!! - smiley9

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hahahaha ......
lo ..... superb mrmonk....

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whats the height of laziness?

a couple waiting for an earthquake to have sex..

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara falls?"

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height of noise?

two skeleton making .... on a tin roof.

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>
This reminds me USMLE examiners------friends

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an
> examination given by the head psychiatrist.
> If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to
> leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution
> will detain them for seven years.
> The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a
> diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks
> the first patient to jump.
> The first patient jumps head first into the pool and
> breaks both arms.
> Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
> The third patient looks over the side and refuses to
> jump.
> "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell
> me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
> To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I
> can't swim!"

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fan-tastic! these are the gumgum I am talking about. can we save some for match day?

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Hey guyz dont crack such wors jokes ...
sorry they are not jokes first of all

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so pls define what's a joke, u thegreatest joker of all time!

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So mr.dumb you are already dumb, keep quiet.